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goldandcafe4life:

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"Depends on the notebook. Lemme take a look at it."

" This one , she likes things like this. But I’m not sure….”

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"Mmmm…."

With deep concentration and observation by a fashion fad like Sonya, she took no hesitation to stroke the leather of this 1800’s like notebook, feeling the smooth texture and quality.

"Nice-nice…" 

She then unraveled the dark leather straps around the book, and opened it to revel a very suppressed light beige color paper,

Sonya then looked at the young gentleman and asked, “Is this girl into old and vintage, steampunk kind of stuff?”  

goldandcafe4life asked:

You know Jan, I /could/ help hook you up with Seras~

three-little-hellsings:

goldandcafe4life:

three-little-hellsings:

"Suuuure~. Just like you could get Luke to roll around in the mud for a few hours."

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Sonya glared repulsively at how the boy was sitting. With that closed in mind, she smirked evilly down at the boy, as she turned to her Prada bag, opened and looked inside to find her, special tool. 

This special tool would be a spray bottle filled with holy water and rock/salt.

She grinned at him, “If you don’t sit up straight, legs close, and look appropriate. I WILL use this. Don’t play with me Valentine.”

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"Oh, what’re ya gonna do? Soak me with water," he teased, obviously unaware of the fact that she had that thing filled with the holiest of liquids, "I ain’t a fuckin’ cat! I ain’t gonna go runnin’ with my tail between my legs just cuz ya sprayed me with a little water."

"Heh. Is that so?" with that out, Sonya didn’t hesitate to spray the holy water on full blast on the impudent boy, and grinned as his face burned for a mere ten seconds,

"Ohohohooo~ Oops! Sorry did that hurt?

goldandcafe4life asked:

You know Jan, I /could/ help hook you up with Seras~

three-little-hellsings:

goldandcafe4life:

three-little-hellsings:

"Suuuure~. Just like you could get Luke to roll around in the mud for a few hours."

With that being said and done in a prick of a thumb, now they can get right into business! Sonya dragged out a chair she jacked from some dude sitting outside smoking a cigar, and placed it in front of Jan.

She pointed down at the seat,

"Sit perro (dog). We have a LOT to do!"

He crossed his arms and huffed, grumbling, “I ain’t a fuckin’ dog,” but complied with her order anyway. He didn’t see how he could get anything done sitting around but whatever. 

He sat in the seat, slouched, his legs way open, and his hand over his crotch. Sonya had her work cut out for her. 

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Sonya glared repulsively at how the boy was sitting. With that closed in mind, she smirked evilly down at the boy, as she turned to her Prada bag, opened and looked inside to find her, special tool. 

This special tool would be a spray bottle filled with holy water and rock/salt.

She grinned at him, “If you don’t sit up straight, legs close, and look appropriate. I WILL use this. Don’t play with me Valentine.”

goldandcafe4life asked:

You know Jan, I /could/ help hook you up with Seras~

three-little-hellsings:

goldandcafe4life:

three-little-hellsings:

"Suuuure~. Just like you could get Luke to roll around in the mud for a few hours."

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This is going to be very difficult and a grand test of patience for Sonya. So she step it up a notch with her strictness, or as guys like Jan would call it, “Nagging”

"I’ll hit you a holy cinderblock for all I care to get you to be proper. But before we do our first lesson. Straighten up your back, you’ll end up looking like Quasimodo- and he gets more girls."

She gripped his shoulder blade and fisted his back forward making it crack straight with brute force,

"There! Now we can start!"

And just like that, his back cracked and he was at least a few inches taller now that he was standing up straight. He didn’t see the importance of having a good posture, but she obviously knew what she was doing better than he did so he’d just have to roll with it… Plus, he’d rather not get hit with anything holy or cinderblockish. 

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"Fine, let’s just get this over with."

With that being said and done in a prick of a thumb, now they can get right into business! Sonya dragged out a chair she jacked from some dude sitting outside smoking a cigar, and placed it in front of Jan.

She pointed down at the seat,

"Sit perro (dog). We have a LOT to do!"

goldandcafe4life asked:

You know Jan, I /could/ help hook you up with Seras~

three-little-hellsings:

goldandcafe4life:

three-little-hellsings:

"Suuuure~. Just like you could get Luke to roll around in the mud for a few hours."

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"Well first of all-" she two stepped towards him and thumped the tip of his nose and notified him,

"Stop cursing! Only ratchet putas like that. Not sweet young ladies like Seras." although, considering how much of a trash-trap talker Jan is, teaching him proper speaking is going to take a while.

"Second. Your attitude sucks worse than mine. And that’s a red flag right there chacho! Now I’m not the type of person to compare others and stuff, but at times like these, you need to start acting more sophisticated like Luke is in a way. Though he’s a huge creep- he has good mannerisms. And that’s your second lesson. Out first lesson is language."

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He rubbed his nose. Point well taken, though she’d probably have to beat him with a stick to get him to stop cursing. “Fine, but there ain’t no guarantee I ain’t gonna say fuck at least a few fuckin’ times.”

"An’ Lukes still an ass, he’s just makes it look like some fancy shit." To say the least, Luke only had good mannerisms because he actually had a good mom growing up and didn’t spend his impressionable years with that fat asshole, Richard. 

This is going to be very difficult and a grand test of patience for Sonya. So she step it up a notch with her strictness, or as guys like Jan would call it, “Nagging”

"I’ll hit you a holy cinderblock for all I care to get you to be proper. But before we do our first lesson. Straighten up your back, you’ll end up looking like Quasimodo- and he gets more girls."

She gripped his shoulder blade and fisted his back forward making it crack straight with brute force,

"There! Now we can start!"

goldandcafe4life asked:

You know Jan, I /could/ help hook you up with Seras~

three-little-hellsings:

goldandcafe4life:

three-little-hellsings:

"Suuuure~. Just like you could get Luke to roll around in the mud for a few hours."

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"Tsch, no wonder you have trouble with darling Seras… If you keep up with that cussing attitude of yours, you ain’t gonna get anywhere boy!"

And she had a point, Seras is a cute yet classy girl who needs a genleman who controls himself and, pretty much doesn’t act like a complete child at times. Though, Jan is a smart guy, probably smarter than his naive and ego minded older brother. So Sonya can try to help if he’s a fast learner,

She roughly patted him on the back and implied,

"Alright, since I am a Love Guro, I can train a dog like you to a sweet queen’s heart!~” 

Was he going to regret letting her help him? Probably but… he was only grasping at a few straws, so he probably needed it. Hopefully, she wouldn’t make him look like a huge dork… at least anymore than what he already was. 

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"Alright Love Guro, what the fuck am I doin’ wrong inb yer eyes? An’ what’s wrong with my attitude? I though chicks dig this shit!”

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"Well first of all-" she two stepped towards him and thumped the tip of his nose and notified him,

"Stop cursing! Only ratchet putas like that. Not sweet young ladies like Seras." although, considering how much of a trash-trap talker Jan is, teaching him proper speaking is going to take a while.

"Second. Your attitude sucks worse than mine. And that’s a red flag right there chacho! Now I’m not the type of person to compare others and stuff, but at times like these, you need to start acting more sophisticated like Luke is in a way. Though he’s a huge creep- he has good mannerisms. And that’s your second lesson. Our first lesson is language."

goldandcafe4life asked:

You know Jan, I /could/ help hook you up with Seras~

three-little-hellsings:

goldandcafe4life:

three-little-hellsings:

"Suuuure~. Just like you could get Luke to roll around in the mud for a few hours."

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"Nonono! I’m serious this time! I won’t trick you like last time! Plus I feel pity for you."

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"I don’t need yer fuckin’ pity! I’m doin’ just fuckin’ fine without it, thank you very much." Maybe not so much considering how much the two of them tended to argue, but he just needed to try a different approach. Okay, on second thought…

"But jus’ cuz ya came all the way out here ta help me… Sure."

"Tsch, no wonder you have trouble with darling Seras… If you keep up with that cussing attitude of yours, you ain’t gonna get anywhere boy!"

And she had a point, Seras is a cute yet classy girl who needs a genleman who controls himself and, pretty much doesn’t act like a complete child at times. Though, Jan is a smart guy, probably smarter than his naive and ego minded older brother. So Sonya can try to help if he’s a fast learner,

She roughly patted him on the back and implied,

"Alright, since I am a Love Guro, I can train a dog like you to a sweet queen’s heart!~” 

godzilla201460:

destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

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I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg

Huge Hefner is the real MVP

theywhisper-allforgiven:

strangedayshavefoundme666:

brokenasphyxiation:

zetatauri:

ohnonotthedrill:

ndnickerson:

COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.

A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.

bolded the coment ^ cause relevant!

(Source: birlybir)

goldandcafe4life asked:

"You sure you don't want to stay with me at my place?"

three-little-hellsings:

goldandcafe4life:

three-little-hellsings:

"Positive. I can take care of myself against these two… as you would put it… putas." She wasn’t sure if she had used the right word as her Spanish was still a bit rusty.

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"You two are a bunch of drama-babies! Well if you need us, we’ll be having the time of our lives! We goin’ jack some asswipes’ cash, ball out at clubs, shots, shopping, all that good shit! You’ll just be messin’ out!" 

With that she held Seras’ hand and leads her out to where her motor was, she noticed Jan twitched a bit when Sonya was holding Seras’ hand. Sonya took the opportunity to turn and grin at Jan,

"Teheheee~"

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"That fuckin’ bitch! One day I’ll-."

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"One day, you’ll do nothing." Luke glared at Jan, "You’re not allowed to murder anyone outside of business, including Sonya."

Seras paced alongside her, her hand still in Sonya’s grasp. “So- uh- Are we really going to do all that stuff, or were you just teasing him?”

"Oh uh, thank you Luke." Sonya later turned towards Seras and grinned at her mischievously and lied to her by implying,

"Nnnnnoooo! Of course not Seras! It’ll just be a little innocent girls night! With a chance of strippers and booze~

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