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goldandcafe4life asked:

"Delivery!"

thatfilthyfrenchmercenary:

goldandcafe4life:

thatfilthyfrenchmercenary:

goldandcafe4life:

thatfilthyfrenchmercenary:

goldandcafe4life:

thatfilthyfrenchmercenary:

"Oh? Of what Mademoiselle?"

"I hope it’s an AK. Mama loves AKs~" she grinned as she eagerly watches him cut open the package with a pocket knife.

“Mm,” he nodded, “Zat would be nice.” The packaging quickly parted to reveal a Desert Eagle Mk XIX Hand-Canon. These guns were the largest canons able to fit in the palm of his hand. They were powerful, and he instantly fell in love with it. “Putain…”

Her emerald eyes shimmered at the sight of the canons with her jaw dropping,

"Juputa…. They’re GORGEOUS!~"

"Aren’t zey zough?" Pip asked, picking one up and admiring it. They were beautiful, and he couldn’t wait to take these down to the firing range! "…I wonder who sent zem?"

Sonya check the stamp tag on the package,

"It’s from Walter."

“Walter, eh?” He repeated. “Strange. I don’t remember asking for a new gun. But who could complain about zis?!”

"I know right!~" she gave the guns another gazing and asked with a simmering grin,

"Can I hold one?~” 

goldandcafe4life asked:

"Delivery!~"

the-little-draculina:

"Oh? Who is it for?" Seras’ gaze was going back and forth between the lady and the package in her hand. She was trying to stay calm and collected, but she really wanted to know what was inside the mysterious package.

"Oh, it’s for you chica linda~" 

Sonya gladly handed over the package which she seems to have a hard time carrying considering that her arms are trembling a bit and how she hesitantly tries to give Seras the package since it was too damn heavy for her. 

goldandcafe4life asked:

"Yoooo fire-bro! Come on I want to show you my ride!"

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

"Whoa okay" he said excitedly and followed her

She lead him to her garage and turned on the rusty lights to reveal her new motor that she stole I mean borrowed and redid from someone,

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"Well? What do ya think hot shot!?" she asked eagerly

“Damn! That’s tight! We’re did you get it?” He asked

She took a moment to think of a good excuse since to her he’s kind of like a cop and she doesn’t want him to know that his shanked some biker in back of a shady bar and jacked his bike and redid it.

"I…… Uuuuuhhhh….. Found it?- Yeah! Found it! All alone in an alley way! Haha- y-yeah!"

“You stole it didn’t you?” There was no use lying to him.

"PFFFFF- My man! Mi corazon! Mi cielo! Wh-what makes you think that- Okay yeah I shanked a guy and stole his ride…. Cuz my other one exploded…."

“It’s okay. Your sins have been forgiven”

"Sins? Pfff- that’s me!" she then noticed him glaring at her. 

She shuddered,

"I mean… Thanks mi amorsito!~"

He chuckled as he shook his head. “Come here sexy~”

She smiled and hugged him, “I knew you can’t arrest me over shanking and bike jacking!~”

“It’s makes you smexy sexy~” he tried to rhyme with her.

"Hahahahaaaa- NO."

goldandcafe4life asked:

"Yoooo fire-bro! Come on I want to show you my ride!"

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

"Whoa okay" he said excitedly and followed her

She lead him to her garage and turned on the rusty lights to reveal her new motor that she stole I mean borrowed and redid from someone,

image

"Well? What do ya think hot shot!?" she asked eagerly

“Damn! That’s tight! We’re did you get it?” He asked

She took a moment to think of a good excuse since to her he’s kind of like a cop and she doesn’t want him to know that his shanked some biker in back of a shady bar and jacked his bike and redid it.

"I…… Uuuuuhhhh….. Found it?- Yeah! Found it! All alone in an alley way! Haha- y-yeah!"

“You stole it didn’t you?” There was no use lying to him.

"PFFFFF- My man! Mi corazon! Mi cielo! Wh-what makes you think that- Okay yeah I shanked a guy and stole his ride…. Cuz my other one exploded…."

“It’s okay. Your sins have been forgiven”

"Sins? Pfff- that’s me!" she then noticed him glaring at her. 

She shuddered,

"I mean… Thanks mi amorsito!~"

He chuckled as he shook his head. “Come here sexy~”

She smiled and hugged him, “I knew you can’t arrest me over shanking and bike jacking!~”

kazenoru:

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of gun references.

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Before you draw any gun, be absolutely certain you are familiar with the parts of a gun. That sounds cliché and dumb, but if you end up wondering “Why does this thing look so shitty?” it’s probably ‘cause you don’t know how a gun works. Know how it moves and what fits in where. And please know where the hands are placed when firing!!! If you hold a gun at the wrong place, you can lose a finger! Don’t know enough about guns, let alone what type to utilize? Here (the Glock and the “Frag Nade” are mixed up):

World Guns. Thought it was kinda funny. Sweet list though. wmm Varmint never works Fishgun HAHAHAHA OPERATOR HUM! FUTURE gangsta ham heats 1911 snake? snaake!

And if you’re pro on guns, here’s an orgasmic list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_firearms

And if you wanna get a little creative:

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I’m always a fan of the minigun………

[From various sources]

i need this 

goldandcafe4life asked:

"Yoooo fire-bro! Come on I want to show you my ride!"

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

"Whoa okay" he said excitedly and followed her

She lead him to her garage and turned on the rusty lights to reveal her new motor that she stole I mean borrowed and redid from someone,

image

"Well? What do ya think hot shot!?" she asked eagerly

“Damn! That’s tight! We’re did you get it?” He asked

She took a moment to think of a good excuse since to her he’s kind of like a cop and she doesn’t want him to know that his shanked some biker in back of a shady bar and jacked his bike and redid it.

"I…… Uuuuuhhhh….. Found it?- Yeah! Found it! All alone in an alley way! Haha- y-yeah!"

“You stole it didn’t you?” There was no use lying to him.

"PFFFFF- My man! Mi corazon! Mi cielo! Wh-what makes you think that- Okay yeah I shanked a guy and stole his ride…. Cuz my other one exploded…."

“It’s okay. Your sins have been forgiven”

"Sins? Pfff- that’s me!" she then noticed him glaring at her. 

She shuddered,

"I mean… Thanks mi amorsito!~"

goldandcafe4life asked:

"Yoooo fire-bro! Come on I want to show you my ride!"

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

goldandcafe4life:

thespiritofvengeance:

"Whoa okay" he said excitedly and followed her

She lead him to her garage and turned on the rusty lights to reveal her new motor that she stole I mean borrowed and redid from someone,

image

"Well? What do ya think hot shot!?" she asked eagerly

“Damn! That’s tight! We’re did you get it?” He asked

She took a moment to think of a good excuse since to her he’s kind of like a cop and she doesn’t want him to know that his shanked some biker in back of a shady bar and jacked his bike and redid it.

"I…… Uuuuuhhhh….. Found it?- Yeah! Found it! All alone in an alley way! Haha- y-yeah!"

“You stole it didn’t you?” There was no use lying to him.

"PFFFFF- My man! Mi corazon! Mi cielo! Wh-what makes you think that- Okay yeah I shanked a guy and stole his ride…. Cuz my other one exploded…."

goldandcafe4life asked:

"Delivery for Asshole Valen-turd! Oh I'm sorry I meant Jan Valentine!~"

thatjackassvampire:

"Yeah  yeah, I know. You missed this bitch, huh?" Jan smirks at Sonya.

"Oh you know it cabron! Come here!"

She opened up her arms welcoming him back after all this time,

"I was getting tired of waiting for you punk ass here Valentine!"

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